Is it safe to go on holiday?

I have posted previously about whether it is safe to go away on holiday leaving your house to the care of your teenage kids.

Given the fact that I have on numerous occasions gone downstairs to be greeted by a smell emananting from the front door so pungent that I think the dog has died in her snoozee bed, this report of an incident our German colleagues attended has me even more worried, and that's before I think of the problems at the airports.

I will leave the loon strict instructions (again) to leave his footwear in the box provided for same (Yes, they are that bad!) and how to use the washing machine.

© Noddy
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