Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)
Polis - "Can you describe the thief?
Staff - "They all look the same to me. He just flew off."
Polis - "Oh well at least it's on CCTV, maybe someone will be able to identify the culprit so there's nothing to get in a flap about. We'll soon have the shoplifter up before the beak and doing some bird."
© Mr Plod
Published by Toy Town™ Times
2 comments:
So sam likes crisps does he?
Perhaps they are chicken or crispy duck flavoured.
A game old bird. (No. Not Annette!)
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