I speak English. I learn it from Powerpoint.
Que?
Weel its offishel noo, at least ats fit the Evening says. I cannae spik Doric at work.
Some Cambridge Don has decided at ers an affy lot o' wiys to say "Aye" an noo we hae tae say, "Yes, Yes."
Weel a' I hae tae say tae 'at is, "Awa bile yer heid."
Clearly the Empire thinking isnae deid jist yet doon south in Ivory Toor land.
Fit's mair Toytoon™ Constabulary hae £25,000 tae lern us a' hoo tae spik couthy an' I hae tae ging on a course tae dae that. Am fair looking forward tae the poorpint presentashin. Shid be a richt hoot.
Roger and oot min.
© Mr Plod
Published by Toy Town™ Times
5 comments:
Noddy,
It's me Twining. I love that picture man!
Pee Pee, (Pink Panther)
I'd love to sit in and watch some poor 'loon' teaching Toytowns finest to speak 'couthy' on a powerpoint.
Could have sworn you were born saff of the border my boy! Bit of a louthy place if I remember right.
Codheads should not badmouth yellow bellies!
fair point you mentioned this a loooooooooong time ago.
My defence is I don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about on this post.
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