Friday, February 23, 2007

Potty Neighbours

My ikkle bruvver posts that according to the Scotsman the possible signs of a cannabis factory house include:

• Windows are permanently covered

• Comings and goings at unusual times

• People do not live there and only visit to maintain the premises

• By-products such as used fertiliser removed in black bin-bags or laundry bags

• A vent protruding through the roof or a rear window

• A pungent smell

• There may also be noise from the cooling fans.
Also if your neighbour is called Dave and he hugs hoodies it might just be another clue.

Now that you know - time to grass!

But be careful, there's a lot of kids only too happy to make your day.

It appears some have already been weeded out.


Officer Dibble said...

If you apply those guidelines, it reminds me of most of the addresses I visited on the local estate last summer..and there wasn't a cannabis plant to be found!

Noddy said...

Top Cat must be happy your patrols are so regular!