What.... an overweight Polisman?

The Scotsman reports that a couple of loons tried impersonating the Polis to stop a car in the Capital to impress a quine.

One was too overweight to fool her and the other individual was too young.

And there was me thinking "the Polis get younger every day."

Well the lass could always ring Lothian & Borders new 999 service personned by volunteers and explain all about these charlatans. Good luck to her.