Nice job if you can get it

Now I wouldn't want to accuse those in tertiary education of coming up with novel ways to fund their study of the bottom of drinks glasses, being as I had a first class degree in it, but this takes the biscuit.

I likes my tunes, so I am announcing publicly my availability for the follow up research into the effects of whisky and beer.

Speaking of which, and for the Police angle to this post, there are some folk who value their beer more than their offspring. Had to be from Oz didn't it?

© Chill Bill
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