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Monday, October 29, 2007

Leave a light on


It's that time of year when the nights fair draw in, particularly round these northern parts.

This can be good for us Polis in that the local yoof are less disposed to 'hingin aboot' the local shops etc., but can be bad for you householders who forgot the significance of the change to the clocks this past weekend. Keep a light on for the bit of the day now dark that you spend rushing home from your nice day jobs, otherwise me and my m8s will be round to visit you after the Big Scary Animals have looted your gaff. I don't want to have to say, "Told you. Runaway Horses, stable door etc."

As usual Toy Town
™ Constabulary offer a natty little aid for those scared of the dark, but for a more official guide those north of Carlisle could try keeping our communities safe or those southwards could try here.

p.s. Noddy would like it to be known that he does not remove his pyjamas willy nilly for anyone.

© Mr Plod
Published by Toy Town™ Times

4 comments:

Whichendbites said...

Community safety, very nice. I see that fencing has absolutely nothing to do with sabres, cutlasses or other sharp pointy things where mis-handling could lose you an eye. Avast me arties.

Noddy said...

Nor even Reset!

Fitaloon said...

That's xmas sorted out then for the Wife!

Noddy said...

Noddy is fair looking forward to all those squeezes and clothes shedding sessions.