Not Nicker's Knickers

The latest in a long list of recent whines from the incarcerated is reported by the Beeb to be the whinge that inmates at the Barlinnie Hilton are not provided with their own underwear and sometimes the underwear they are provided with is not properly cleaned.

I'm going to be controversial for a moment in stating that most crims I have met are strangers to soap and a strip search should probably be conducted with a mask as well as the rubber gloves. A wire brush and disinfectant wouldn't go amiss too!

Next thing they'll be wanting butlers and silver service.