Fit am I tae dae?
She fit haes tae be obeyed has bin spikkin in tongues recently fit I dinna unnerstan.
Noo, usually it's affa difficult to mak oot fit she's bleetering aboot, partly due tae the fact she's a quine onywiy, bit add on her Invernesian twang and I'm dumfoonert maist o' the time.
Aye, I ken a sair fecht, bit listen up it gets wirser.
She's takken to spikkin in Dyslexic.
I caim hame the ither day an' she tells me 'at there's a domestic crisis seein' as a, "splug wis parkin". I'm nae quite sure far hid the wirse loose connection.
Then the ither nicht I asks her fit she wanted fae the chippie an' she answers, "een o' they Humbo Jaddocks." Eftir 'at I wis affa worried I'd repeat said phrase fan I wis doon at the shoppie.
But, she left the best far fan she wis keekin at the telly at sum cookery programme. Add the teuchter accent and say after me, "I've nivver had lack of ram."
Noo, surely yiv hae a pucklie o' examples yersel tae tell us a' aboot.
n.b. Diversity rating : 0/10
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