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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Health lobby marches on

It's those darn health freaks again.........

7 comments:

Alastair said...

Happy Birthday!

Just remember each fag takes 5 minutes off your life!

Noddy said...

Another rumour masquerading as fact - i.e. say it often enough and people will believe it, and as for the comment about fags!

Alastair said...

Next you'll be telling me fags are good for your health, Clears your lungs out with that bronchial cough in the morning. Get that nice green phlegm up.

Alastair said...

Have a look at the article below, at even at your advanced years you could get more out of life!

Subtract Cigarettes, Add Years

Alastair said...

According to my calcs and those of most Cancer sites at your age stopping smoking could add, on average, 1/6th extra to your life. So yes I got the fact wrong it actually removes on average about 12 mins per fag if you smoke 20 a day. Mind you if you smoke 50 a day it does get down to about 5 mins.
These are just the averages, just remember for everyone who beats the average there are also those who don't...

Noddy said...

p.s. Never seen smoking as a cause of death on a death certificate yet. Obesity - yes, Alcohol Intoxication - yes, hepatic cirrhosis - yes, opiate intoxication - yes. Chronic Passive Smoking - no!!!!

Noddy said...

For a light hearted approach click here Prashnit Posse

p.s.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.