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April Fool's day came early to Toy Town™ as the local Hazmat incident team swung into full farce.
If weeds could read, they would be killing themselves laughing.
© Chill Bill
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Those men with big hoses....

.... have all the fun.
By the way, did you know Fireman Sam was a ginger?
Why can't I get calls like this and this to brighten my day.
I have to ask how the Lothians F&R Service justified their call out and just how do you cover a camera in chocolate? That certainly made Bumpy Dog raise his eyebrows.
No doubt they called it a training exercise. It sounded like a bit of a marathon, but it made me snicker.
Getting back on topic in respect of the wee rodent, and being ever resourceful, I have found a friend more than willing to find Fudgie.
Indeed, as you can see, she begged me to be let loose.
She whispered to me that she's a no nonsense, don't need all that specialist kit, cat. That's a boost. She did ask if there was a bounty though. I told her that it would be no picnic, but if she was successful she could revel in being a smartie and do a twirl.
Ripple of applause please!
Time out methinks.
UPDATE:
Thanks are due to DBA Dude again for keeping me up to speed on developments in the crisis situation and major incident that was the disappearance of Fudgie. A Galaxy of friends met her when she reappeared. No photo opportunity though as she was so tired she just flaked out.
Sweet!
© Noddy
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Saturday, May 17, 2008
Fire farce

I do so love provincial media.
At times it can be unintentionally comical.
Please let me know your reaction to this tale of woe from one of Toy Town's™ sink estates.....tears of sorrow or mirth?
There are so many bizarre things going on in the background to this story that my head is spinning!
Apart from the 2 caravans in the back garden of a cooncil semi, the loss of the 'prized' Rialto, the 4 lodgers etc. etc. you have these mindboggling quotes;
"Tony 47, who is currently unemployed, woke to see the towering flames in the garden just before 12pm."
Bless him. 'CURRENTLY unemployed'.
“I put a wet towel over my head and went out through the conservatory at the back. I did fear for my life a bit.”
CONSERVATORY? Now I know Tony's being nickum.
© Chill Bill
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Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Honoured
For those who also wish to honour our colleagues in the Fire and Rescue Service there are two ways available by clicking here.
© Mr Plod
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Saturday, November 03, 2007
Serving you
Not difficult to find something to post on tonight, but more difficult to know what to say.
Prayers are with the Firefighter's kith and kin.
Meanwhile our own Service reels again.
...... and try as I may to find something positive, there's no better news about Jon Sherlock either.
© Noddy
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