Ratburglars

Animals get bad press when it comes to metaphors for being under the affluence of incahol.

There's Drunk as a skunk, Pissed as a newt and Rat-arsed.

As far as the last item goes, it seems that these rat faced recidivist rodents are just as partial to drop of whisky and beer as Noddy.

If the Polis over in India need somewhere more secure than a cop shop to keep their 'stash', Noddy has volunteered his services. Noddy tells me he'll keep the whisky safe.

I told him to pull the other one, it's got Bells on!

© Mr Plod
Published by Toy Town™ Times

Animal Crackers

In a shameless attempt to promote fellow bloggers and dig up previous posts, it has come to my attention that beasties are topping the news agenda this week.

There's poor old persecuted Dave the Dolphin about whom you can read more here and here. To which I've already commented, "Flippin' heck, there was poor old Dave duckin' and divin' like a good 'un havin' a whale of a time when...." (see I can do mockney too!)

Then there's a spate of dog related tails, sorry tales, such as my personal favourite which is sure to have PeePee biting. Or you can have this one to which the only response can be, "You can't be serious." Mind you I've posted about dog on dog before.

If you are considering a visit to the Beijing Olympics stick to BurgerKing and you will be safe from Ronald Rat, that well known anagram. How can this make you scared of fluffy bunnies? But, on the other hand, maybe you should be.

Seems the Japanese have got the right idea.