You know that old chestnut that if you ban something, you just make it more attractive.
Well it's time to buy shares in Heinz and any other squidgy sauce products.
Mind you, I have mentioned the lethal effects of eggs before and whatever happened to good old fashioned shaving foam?
Whatever will be next on the banned list?
© Chill Bill
Published by Toy Town™ Times
Easter? Spring?
Yesterday at work, the howling ice cold gales straight off the Arctic ripped through me like a knife.
Today I woke up to this on my day off. If it stays like this for tomorrow, my eggs won't be rolling anywhere.
Dog seems happy though.
For those of you still out there working, wrap up.
Me I'm back off to my bed with a hot cup of java, imagining what it must be like to be sinking a pint of Guinness over in Singapore.
© Noddy
Published by Toy Town™ Times
Not wanting to be seen as neglecting my male colleagues when it comes to tips for enhancing our appearance and in answer to (W)PC Bloggs post for her female colleagues, I offer this link and this online shopping experience for those in need.
Apparently (sadly I checked!) they are not available for those of us North of the Border - could that be 'cos we're not as vain or 'cos we don't need them?
I have posted before about the humble egg being the latest weapon of choice for our errant youths, but it seems my Neighbourhood colleagues have had a smashing time cracking down hard on their use as part of Operation Fawkes.
My next initiative will be to get No sales to U21 signs up in all grocers and supermarkets!
Speaking about Operations like this I'd like to welcome PC Dogberry to the world of Police blogs. I'd just like to observe that the fad for creating media grabbing and self serving Ops like those he refers to surely belittles our profession and opens us up for ridicule. Let's just stick to the basic foundation of good honest Policing - common sense.
The Beeb reports that a woman fears she could lose sight in one of her eyes after being struck by an egg thrown from a passing car in Aberdeen.
What possible explanation can there be for this other than being egged (sic) on by the other clowns in the car. Not exactly clever or brave of them. You could call them chickens.
I couldn't possibly suggest the return of the stocks and public flinging of rotten veg and ......
Get well soon hen!
