Shell shocked

The Beeb reports that a woman fears she could lose sight in one of her eyes after being struck by an egg thrown from a passing car in Aberdeen.

What possible explanation can there be for this other than being egged (sic) on by the other clowns in the car. Not exactly clever or brave of them. You could call them chickens.

I couldn't possibly suggest the return of the stocks and public flinging of rotten veg and ......

Get well soon hen!