Ex Factored

Apparently, although I have no idea what the fuss is about, last night's - what do you call it? - eviction of the BurgerKing Brothers on the XFactor was a National Tragedy.

No, wrong, incorrect, total loss of perspective, trash....

It was a victory for male Scots and the nation's lugholes. Who wants to go on that show and sing the god awful Bay City Rollers "Shang a Lang" ? One bout of shame is enough.

If you want to read about a National Tragedy read this. What, the Scots invented British-ness!

I hope so, then we could ascribe the aforementioned caterwauling to the BRITISH BurgerKing Brothers.