Showing posts with label Noddy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Noddy. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Shake ups

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Apparently, I was looking a little dated and I have been revamped for the digital age . I was particularly pleased to hear that " Nodd...
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Bottoms Up.

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Some time ago, well actually over three years ago, I posted this . It was my turn recently to reach the wrong side of the half-century. I wa...
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Monday, November 17, 2008

Time to get bizzy, apparently.

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Personally, I thought I had been, but it seems I need to address some learning points . © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

I refuse to wear a hoodie

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I'm feeling lazy today. I think my brain has been drained what with all that ramming I've had to do, so I thought I'd just poi...
Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Go forth and multiply

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I have a plan. It appears that benefit office staff are having a hard time with their sums and the rascals in Toy Town ™ are cunningly taki...
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Stationary Traveller

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Certain HMG Ministers do not like being cheek by Jowell with the prols. What is it about champagne socialists that they want us all to live...
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Xmas Message

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This year, as every year, the country's Police Officers patiently, nay excitably, await the Home Secretary's seasonal message and v...
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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Dog Tired

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For fawkes sake wo uld you bipeds give it a rest! My dear friend , who resides with Noddy and his clan, has been having a hard time of it ...
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Monday, October 29, 2007

Leave a light on

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It's that time of year when the nights fair draw in, particularly round these northern parts. This can be good for us Polis in that the ...
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Friday, October 19, 2007

Golly Gosh

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Once upon a time Toytown ™ was institutionally racist, but changed its way. For some reason certain people cannot believe times have move...
Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Twa Neigbourhood Noddies

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The police are getting younger , so my ickle bruvver has volunteered his two eldest to become Neighbourhood and Community Wardens (since P...
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Friday, July 20, 2007

Sold. The family silver!

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Did anyone ask me about this ? © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Miss Pink Cat reports

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Good afternoon readers. I hope you are all feline fine. It's been a purrfect week for me . Firstly, there was that old softy Gadget g...
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Big Ears reports

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Hello Toytown readers, it's me Large Lugs 'ere to update you on all that has been going on in the gardens of Scotland of late. Firs...
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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

I've heard of self defence......

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....but elf defence? Seems the 'Toy Town Troublemakers Team' have been spreading their wings to Northern Ireland as the Beeb report...
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Friday, February 23, 2007

Happy Birthday Noddy

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Birthday Wishes from the Ickle Bruvver
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Time to put my feet up

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It's a special day today. Yep, it's my first block of Annual Leave. I'm told there's something else significant about today...
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Friday, January 05, 2007

Road Taxi Act 2007

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Sky News reports that a cab driver has been accused of speeding in his Vauxhall Cavalier - at 420mph! Tom Matthews was snapped in his 12-y...
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Friday, December 15, 2006

Going all Slushy

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I love kids and they love me too! Isn't it great when they are so damn innocent.
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Wingman found

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It was only a matter of time before Noddy joined Mr Plod in the ASU .