I'm feeling lazy today.
I think my brain has been drained what with all that ramming I've had to do, so I thought I'd just point you in the direction of a few snippets that came to my attention.
First and foremost, let's get to the major headline today......
Postman Pat is now a toonser.
Add this to the nonsense I previously alluded to and I fear for the countryside and all our cherished memories. As stated, I will not be modernising any day soon. No hoodies for me, innit.
What has been genuinely worrying me lately has been the way the media describes 'life sentences'. In some cases this only means a life time order.
In two recent cases, life actually meant 9 years in one sentencing and then 18 months (and with backdating!) in the other. It is only if the scoundrels don't rehabilitate that the life bit kicks in. In the case of the former I'd suggest he's already shown his inability to reform on more than one occasion.
Incidentally, is it just me that finds it bizarre that a prison inmate was allowed out on day release to go to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. I also wonder where there might be room for the blighters to be banged up.
Sticking with criminals, an article directed to me by DBA Dude struck me as being a little non-diverse in suggesting that the average scrote has a poor diet based on fast foods. As Baldrick would say, "I have a cunning plan - feed all custodies Double Whoppers and Big Macs. What's that you say ... we already do?"
There's been some good news. With Joanna Yumley at the helm, they couldn't fail.
Some news even gladdens the heart.
Two final snippets. One from the land of make believe and the other unbelievable.
I'm knackered. Off for a lie down.......but in the bare spedroom!
© Noddy
Published by Toy Town™ Times
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