Training to Fail
6 years ago
In a joined up, multi-agency, partnership approach, I speculate as to whether my own employers will be visionary enough to take on board this initiative.Spotting these could be the basis of a new game to amuse yourself at any face-to-face engagements with our stakeholders or at team empowerment meetings. Shouldn't be difficult as it is a long list of all-encompassing hyperbollox. Do feel free to add any other gems you have to deal with in your own particular sphere of employment and do cascade this piece of information through your own partnerships and networks.Do you recognise any of these at your workplace?(Comments always welcomed).Across-the-pieceActionedAdvocateAgenciesAmbassadorArea basedArea focusedAutonomousBaselineBeaconBenchmarkingBest PracticeBlue sky thinkingBottom-UpCAAsCan do cultureCapabilitiesCapacityCapacity buildingCascadingCautiously welcomeChallengeChampionCitizen empowermentClientCohesive communitiesCohesivenessCollaborationCommissioningCommunity engagementCompactConditionalityConsensualContestabilityContextualCore developmentsCore MessageCore principlesCore ValueCoterminosityCoterminousCross-cuttingCross-fertilisationCustomerDemocratic legitimacyDemocratic mandateDialogueDirection of travelDistorts spending prioritiesDouble devolutionDownstreamEarly WinEdge-fitEmbeddedEmpowermentEnablerEngagementEngaging usersEnhanceEvidence BaseExemplarExternal challengeFacilitateFast-TrackFlexFlexibilities and FreedomsFrameworkFulcrumFunctionalityFunding streamsGateway reviewGoing forwardGood practiceGovernanceGuidelinesHolisticHolistic governanceHorizon scanningImprovement leversIncentivisingIncome streamsIndicatorsInitiativeInnovative capacityInspectoratesInterdepartmentalInterfaceIterationJoined upJoint workingLAAsLevel playing fieldLeverLeverageLocalitiesLowlightsMAAsMainstreamingManagement capacityMeaningful consultationMeaningful dialogueMechanismsMenu of OptionsMulti-agencyMultidisciplinaryMunicipalitiesNetwork modelNormalisingOutcomesOutputOutsourcedOverarchingParadigmParameterParticipatoryPartnership workingPartnershipsPathfinderPeer challengePerformance NetworkPlace shapingPooled budgetsPooled resourcesPooled riskPopulacePotentialitiesPractitionersPredictors of BeaconicityPreventative servicesPrioritizationPriorityProactiveProcess drivenProcureProcurementPromulgateProportionalityProtocolProvider vehiclesQuantumQuick hitQuick winRationalisationRebaseliningReconfiguredResource allocationRevenue StreamsRisk basedRobustScaled-backScopingSector wiseSeedbedSelf-aggrandizementService usersShared priorityShell developmentsSignpostSingle conversationsSingle point of contactSituationalSlippageSocial contractsSocial exclusionSpatialStakeholderStep changeStrategicStrategic prioritiesStreamlinedSub-regionalSubsidiaritySustainableSustainable communitiesSymposiumSynergiesSystematicsTaxonomyTested for SoundnessThematicThinking outside of the boxThird sectorToolkitTop-downTrajectoryTrancheTransactionalTransformationalTransparencyUpstreamUpward trendUtiliseValue-addedVision VisionaryWelcomeWellbeingWorklessness© Mr PlodPublished by Toy Town™ Times
4 comments:
If I could spell the word, I'd say it was verbal diarrhoea! Or summat like that!
it's so meaningless, a computer could make them up:
http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
Anon,
LOVE IT!
As a consumer of alternative, viewpoint based, interactive media hubs I have to concur...total b******s!
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