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Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? ~ Galatians 4:16

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Life in plastic, it's fantastic......

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Toy Town ™ realised ? On the other hand it doesn't waste petrol. © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
Friday, September 03, 2010

No brainer

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Over on this side of The Pond we often chuckle at the amount of safety equipment the folk that play the strange version of football called A...
Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Chemical Bondage?

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I may be going daft in my old age, but this article had me tripping over myself with ideas for new peecee monikers for our chemically bonde...
Sunday, August 15, 2010

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

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Still top! © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
Saturday, August 14, 2010

Pull the other one.......

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Please feel free to add the term 'pish' to this article ! © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
Friday, August 06, 2010

Hang on it's still 'summer'

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I have decided that coming out of hibernation will be postponed until 'summer' 2011. According to Toytown's local rag; Weather ...
Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Not so bonnie Scotland

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There's good and bad in every apple. The good . The bad . .... and in case you missed the first episode here's the link . p.s. Check...
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Friday, May 21, 2010

Paws for thought

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Just when I thought it was the Polis that got all the daft calls from our customers, the SSPCA have well and truly outdone us. Whatever nex...

Double delight

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Noddy is bouncing along merrily in Toytown ™ like a happy little chappie with his bell ringing loudly. Meanwhile, I have been following a ...
Saturday, May 15, 2010

Diet pehs?

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She who must be obeyed would be in a quandary today if she was in the least bit interested in the beautiful game. Born in Pompey and brough...
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

The Lion and the Unicorn

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Time for a history lesson. Fan I wis a loon at skool doon in Englandshire and daen ma 'A' livils, one of ma History teechur's wi...
Monday, May 10, 2010

There's more....

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© Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times

Simples

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I have officially overdosed on re-runs of the massacre at the Bridge and am now able to post my delight! 103 goals this season - record, 71...
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

There's something missing....

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"Abidy run there's a Clegg aboot!" Ha'en a wee chuckle at the Timmy boys tryin' to do doon the LibDems noo 'at y...
Saturday, April 03, 2010

Guess who's a happy easter bunny?

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Cracking ! © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Où sont vos chapeaux?

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Not wishing to make light of the passing of a colleague, but I have a feeling I know what some SMT types would have reacted to first on seei...

An offensive weapon.

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Dick ! Do I really need to say anything else? © Mr Plod Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Getting Shirty

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Diversity issue or good old fashioned teasing ? Anyone on the end of constant references to 1966 will be all too happy to see these items se...
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Monday, February 22, 2010

Toilet humour

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I do believe that despite protests elsewhere, Auntie Beeb is plumbing even newer depths in toilet humour, though I do find Hacker somewhat ...
Thursday, February 04, 2010

That figures

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Fit Like? Many changes here in Toy Town ™ and the pic is a wee clue. I will get back to blogging proper soonest, but this article requires ...
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