Cracking days away. Stunning scenery and glorious weather - honest. Even managed a trip to Harrods.
Back to the weekend of death where it seems that all I do is work, sleep, work, so I'll keep this brief with a wee observation on one call I attended.
Mr Plod attends a local Chinese takeaway following an alleged disturbance. Man has left before we arrive, so I asked the proprietor what the culprit looked like. "Sorry, all foreigners look the same to me," she replied. Wincing appropriately, matey and I said our goodbyes!
© Mr Plod
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That says it all, noddy
ReplyDeleteA Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
ReplyDeleteThe Scotsman man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn"
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
Now that's diversity for you.
Thought you might appreciate this!
ReplyDeleteMousie
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that as full Oa coos Sharn" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow sh*t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you!"
The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in!"
Busy,
ReplyDeleteI'm very fortunate that the in-laws have a croft at Stoer (Old Man of Stoer is on their land) and I get up that way fairly regular. Everyone's a relative now, if you know what I mean!
Noddy