Fan the Sharn really dis.....

Being a toonser polisman, I dinna get an affa lot o' time tae deal wi' the teuchters o' oor Force area.

Ha'en read aboot fit yon German Polis, in er ain coontryside, hae tae deal wi' I'm fair chuffed I dinna hae their experiences.

Aye, an fit aboot a' yon resources they had tae throw at 'is jobbie en 'a?

The jobbie here in Toytoon his enough sharn fer my likin'.

Onywiy, fa said Germans dinna hae a sense o' humour?

© Mr Plod
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