Saturday, July 21, 2007

Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)


Polis - "Can you describe the thief?

Staff - "They all look the same to me. He just flew off."


Polis - "Oh well at least it's on CCTV, maybe someone will be able to identify the culprit so there's nothing to get in a flap about. We'll soon have the shoplifter up before the beak and doing some bird."



© Mr Plod
Published by Toy Town™ Times

2 comments:

  1. So sam likes crisps does he?
    Perhaps they are chicken or crispy duck flavoured.

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  2. Anonymous1:37 pm

    A game old bird. (No. Not Annette!)

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