PC Bloggs - a Twenty-first Century Police Officer - has posted advice on whether mops should arrest ne'er-do-wells here.
I must caution Scots readers that this applies only to the other parts of the UK, but the post and link made me laugh, then cry, at the sheer absurdity of it all.
The comments make interesting reading too, so check the full post out.
As someone else has said before .... you couldn't make this up.
Finally,
“Men sleep peacefully in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf” - George Orwell
Sorry Can't believe he said to jump up and down. This is obviously far too dangerous and he would be lifted by Health and Safety and committed.
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