Reuters report that the urinal stolen recently has been returned to its owner who is apparently bowled over, as is the thief no doubt as he got off with a caution. He has been quoted as saying, "What a relief." Well at least it was a detection.
I would have loved to have seen that one go to court... but then the CPS would have had to spend a lot of pennies.
Toilets are topical this month, I just have to have one of these. A veritable piscine!
Now if one of these was nicked, think of the enquiry, fishing for clues etc... and there would be all that paperwork. Then again you could just keep a lid on it.
The villain was flushed out, it could be a chain of offences and the landlord said "I'm going to sue yer"
ReplyDeleteIf it had been a w/c would the landlord been advised to keep a log, if found would it have been a paper detection.
The puns from b(l)oggers or is that (b)loggers are driving me right round the bend.
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