Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Who is the Nanny?

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For a wee while now I have been occasionally bleeterin' on about certain ales . I am fair chuffed with this response from a local micro...
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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Bullet Proof Policing

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Sorry, but this doesn't look like it to me. © Mr Plod Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Jox Vox - Vol. 3

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Time for a skirl fae the loon o'er the happenings up in yon pairts. First off there's little 'n' large . Go on guess whic...
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Different Thinking

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I bump my gums periodically about all things related to Autism . For a while I've been following Gary McKinnon's plight, so much so...
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Viewpoints

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The little world of Toytowner's ™ most 'famous' inhabitant has been in upheaval and continues to be so. As such I've had ...

Sorry, say that again.

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The trouble with going on holiday to the barren wetlands is that you miss some press cuttings. Having said that, this did not come as NEWS ...
Thursday, September 10, 2009

A Sticky End?

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... and here's a tip for all Ecomentalists (to quote Clarkson ). Dried treacle, clothes and body hair form a tough bond, especially whe...
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

9.9.9.

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Big night ahead and guess who is late shift? Nuff said. © Mr Plod Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Friday, September 04, 2009

Drookit

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Intelligence received on 04/09/2009 provides that some 'motorists' think they are invincible. Despite the presence of the Polis at ...
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Megrahi - An American's Assessment

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This is 'spot on'. Hat Tip to Missy . © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Toytown Tartanistas

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Apparently Richard Littlejohn (sic) doesn't agree with the tone of my previous post . I quote from the Daily Wail (with comments from m...
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Monday, August 24, 2009

Compassion

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In all the hoo-hah about the Lockerbie Bomber I refer you to this article , which I suggest says it all, well almost, 'cos I have a coup...
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If you feel your life is in a rut.....

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.....things could be worse ! © Chill Bill Published by Toy Town™ Times
Friday, July 17, 2009

Phoenix

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Fit like abidy? A pucklie o' folk hae noticed that yon loon his nae bin postin syne a whiley. Sum hiv even bin emailin the loon affa ...
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Thursday, May 21, 2009

School's out

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There are some obvious reasons why Toy Town 's ™ Cooncil are somewhat penniless. © Chill Bill Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Come over here and say that!

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Not content with moving Scotland into England , the Yanks are now desecrating our national dress (sic). Hat Tip to Frank Chalk . Some Yanks ...
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Monday, May 18, 2009

Defenceless

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A few days ago I received an email update from the Burma Campaign as follows: Dear friend We are deeply worried by the news that Aung San Su...
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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Facebook is racist

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Vaguely nationalistic Scottish users of Facebook have long been annoyed that there is no location option for Scottish towns and cities to be...
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Poor Pieman

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Only a Dundonian could complain aboot the cost of pehs . © MacNoddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Saturday, May 09, 2009

Priorities?

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This has nothing to do with Top Ten crimes etc, but reveals the wonderful world of Karen Matthews' thought processes . Isn't it he...
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