Thursday, May 21, 2009

School's out

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There are some obvious reasons why Toy Town 's ™ Cooncil are somewhat penniless. © Chill Bill Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Come over here and say that!

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Not content with moving Scotland into England , the Yanks are now desecrating our national dress (sic). Hat Tip to Frank Chalk . Some Yanks ...
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Monday, May 18, 2009

Defenceless

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A few days ago I received an email update from the Burma Campaign as follows: Dear friend We are deeply worried by the news that Aung San Su...
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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Facebook is racist

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Vaguely nationalistic Scottish users of Facebook have long been annoyed that there is no location option for Scottish towns and cities to be...
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Poor Pieman

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Only a Dundonian could complain aboot the cost of pehs . © MacNoddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Saturday, May 09, 2009

Priorities?

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This has nothing to do with Top Ten crimes etc, but reveals the wonderful world of Karen Matthews' thought processes . Isn't it he...
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I'll drink to that!

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A while back I wrote about problems with funding a local alcohol support service. I am genuinely glad to hear that the funding has been fu...
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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Anyone spot this on a front page?

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Cop mowed down by balaclava wearing Scooby driver. Yawn. NOT VERY NEWSWORTHY IS IT? Get well soon David. H/T to the Pink Quine for spotti...
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Friday, May 01, 2009

What a May Day

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Be it Facebook, Twitter or the meeja, abidy is bleetering on aboot and fair chuffed 'at they're ha'en a lang weekend aff. Not f...
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Shake ups

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Apparently, I was looking a little dated and I have been revamped for the digital age . I was particularly pleased to hear that " Nodd...
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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Too many sherries

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© Mr Plod Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Red alert

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It is a well known fact that Scotland has the highest proportion of red haired individuals in the world. But, be warned. Calling them anyth...
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Saturday, April 18, 2009

True Guardian

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I had been keeping my powder dry before launching a vicious assault upon the unbalanced, intemperate, prejudicial, trial by meeja, agenda b...
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Times are Hard

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Once upon a time your city worker would be waving his wadge of multiple sterling notes. Nowadays, it seems all that can be afforded is a t...
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News Roundup

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April Fool's day came early to Toy Town ™ as the local Hazmat incident team swung into full farce . If weeds could read, they would be k...
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Bottoms Up.

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Some time ago, well actually over three years ago, I posted this . It was my turn recently to reach the wrong side of the half-century. I wa...
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Freeloading

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What with all sorts getting their media free of charge lately I thought I'd be of public service. Don't know if you've discovere...
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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Priorities

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200 weeks offered this piece of customer service prioritisation . I noted that some bloke in our capital city had a few windaes smashed and...
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New Charity

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I need £300 sharpish . Any donors out there? Goodwinner and McNumpty, you have some spare cash I believe. p.s. I cautioned myself against r...
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Branded.

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Those of you who make it to the bottom of my front page (so that would be no-one - ed.) will see that I post a link to the ever wonderful Be...