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Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? ~ Galatians 4:16

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Shake ups

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Apparently, I was looking a little dated and I have been revamped for the digital age . I was particularly pleased to hear that " Nodd...
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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Too many sherries

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© Mr Plod Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Red alert

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It is a well known fact that Scotland has the highest proportion of red haired individuals in the world. But, be warned. Calling them anyth...
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Saturday, April 18, 2009

True Guardian

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I had been keeping my powder dry before launching a vicious assault upon the unbalanced, intemperate, prejudicial, trial by meeja, agenda b...
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Times are Hard

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Once upon a time your city worker would be waving his wadge of multiple sterling notes. Nowadays, it seems all that can be afforded is a t...
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News Roundup

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April Fool's day came early to Toy Town ™ as the local Hazmat incident team swung into full farce . If weeds could read, they would be k...
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Bottoms Up.

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Some time ago, well actually over three years ago, I posted this . It was my turn recently to reach the wrong side of the half-century. I wa...
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Freeloading

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What with all sorts getting their media free of charge lately I thought I'd be of public service. Don't know if you've discovere...
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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Priorities

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200 weeks offered this piece of customer service prioritisation . I noted that some bloke in our capital city had a few windaes smashed and...
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New Charity

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I need £300 sharpish . Any donors out there? Goodwinner and McNumpty, you have some spare cash I believe. p.s. I cautioned myself against r...
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Branded.

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Those of you who make it to the bottom of my front page (so that would be no-one - ed.) will see that I post a link to the ever wonderful Be...
Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Porridge and Pron

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Times are hard for the residents within the establishments of the SPS . It seems the incarcerated are to have their individual rights subor...
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Revenue streams?

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Despite the instructions in my previous post on hyperbole , here is a fine example of partnership working in Toyland™. In visionary mode I ...
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Friday, March 20, 2009

Predictable

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This was inevitable ! © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times

To be serious for a moment

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Occasionally I post about matters relating to autism . Occasionally I come across a genuinely well written, sober, thought provoking article...
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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Burns Night in Buckie

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Locals would hardly describe Buckie as a hot spot, but one local hostelry is doing its level best to offer customers a little extra . I par...
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It's a Shame I work in Toytown, because.....

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......Toyland , far I bide, has topped the list of rural places with the best quality of life in Scotland – for the second year running. And...

Hyperbole

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In a joined up, multi-agency, partnership approach, I speculate as to whether my own employers will be visionary enough to take on board thi...
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Please sign this

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Please sign this . © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A quick post

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My thoughts are with the PSNI and their kith and kin just now after the latest atrocity across the water. Keep safe guys and girls. © Mr P...
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