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Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? ~ Galatians 4:16

Friday, January 25, 2008

Cute just now!

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Tayside Police have revealed their latest recruit in the fight against crime. Check out the wee mite's diary for more photos. One for...
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Burns

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It's January 25th and all around the land and amongst the diaspora ( with the exception of the USA ), Scots will be dissecting haggis , ...
Thursday, January 24, 2008

.... and finally

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Another day out in the Smoke beckons for the other boys in blue . As a conscientious recycler I have a suggestion; there might just be anot...
Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Worth a repeat

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his torch around looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to place in his s...
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I've got the donut stall franchise

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Later today the largest congregation of Police Officers since G8 2005* will assemble in the Smoke. If the sight of that many Polis in one p...
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Arbeit macht frei

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Kids, who'd have 'em? Well, apparently the Russians would. Now that's what I call a boot camp. What with 4 year old Toytowners...
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Lonely Hearts

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Real ads from the lonely-hearts column of a Glasgow newspaper. Grossly overweight Skye turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks...
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Drink!

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Whilst I'm on the subject of drink, this article from the Beeb shows what the evil of drink does to Toy Town™. Let's hope the Li...

Everything's crossed

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I meant to post on this a while back, but there were a few things happening that made me forget. We are exceptionally lucky in Toy Town ™ ...
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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

The burning question today is.....

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Look no further than the Torygraph for today's hottest news clip. A final gesture ? There's more advice on reducing your carbon fo...
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Organ Grinder

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Since being back at work this year I have successfully managed to avoid Response Policing by being seconded to other duties. I've even ...
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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Bliadhna Mhath ùr

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Oh yummy! Eldest son's Xmas pressie to his Dad is going down too well. Slainte Mhor! © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Thursday, December 27, 2007

In Memoriam

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I woke to ponder the fact that, were they alive, my parents would have celebrated their golden wedding anniversary today. I recall well that...
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Chill

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I may be approaching the half-century, but I have a passion for this guy's trance music . If things are a bit hectic this Xmas day, ch...
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Friday, December 21, 2007

Christmas Crackers

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First off congratulations must go to Toy Town ™ FC for their exceptional result last night in the UEFA cup. The Dandies have now drawn a...
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

An email you SHOULD read

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Dear Noddy, Thank you for supporting our think differently about autism campaign. Together we will improve the lives of the 1 in 100 people...
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Jockularity

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It’s Xmas, so in the spirit of the season, here’s some festive cheer ‘cos I know you southerners need a little cheering up what with H.M. Go...
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Friday, December 14, 2007

A dog would look stupid in this....

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For all you cat lovers out there, and I know there are a few, here's the purrfect Xmas gift for your kitty. My dug is pishing herself....
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Great Escape

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Local news is pish just now. © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Xmas Message

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This year, as every year, the country's Police Officers patiently, nay excitably, await the Home Secretary's seasonal message and v...
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