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Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? ~ Galatians 4:16

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Pink 'n Mix

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A selection of daftness from the world news. Allsorts of issues here , but what a sweet old lady she must be. I think the judge is on ano...
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Old Bill

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I tried the quiz and guess what ? I scored as a William Wallace. I didn't swick either. © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
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Captain John McDermid RIP

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John was laid to rest on Monday. Read more here . © Noddy Published by Toy Town™ Times
Monday, November 26, 2007

Elysian fields

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A wee(gie) Davy & Boaby joke from the Glasgow Guide : n.b. This post has been scrutinised and fails to meet Human Rights legislation a...
Saturday, November 24, 2007

Without a leg to stand on

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Sorry about the pun, but that's what the brave guys were left with after this HATE crime . Punishment for the besom in question? Deep...
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Home Internationals anyone?

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Sorry folks down south, but it has to be said. That was poor . At least we Scots can be proud of our team's efforts, but I'm not su...
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Loads of Money

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After the recent faux pas at HMRC, I was amused at a HMRC official's response that " the inquiry will take into account the indiv...

The Sound of Silence

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It's a slippery slope we are on. Among the array of my many splendoured talents is the fact that I am a fully trained custard occifer. A...

Taken to the Cleaners - Not.

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Now wouldn't it be incredible if we had judges making decisions like this one over on this side of the pond? I mean we trust our Judges...
Tuesday, November 20, 2007

It's good to talk

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It never ceases to amaze me how those in the various arms of the agencies that wish to interact with today's yoof think that they r so...
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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Too close to home

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Sometimes you realise just how close faraway conflicts are. The ickle bruvver says it all, now that it's in the public domain. Thought...
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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Warchild

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It's Remembrance Day , so nothing other than to say I thought that whilst we look into the past to those who went where others feared to...
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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Concealing Drugs

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I love it when I can combine two of my favourite wacky topics together. Poop and Futrets . Don't Pharmacists dispose of unused drugs o...
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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

A Capital Offence

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Note to a' loons 'n' quines: Fan in York divnae ging tae ony foncie dress perties rigget oot as Sitting Bull or een o' his s...

Pooped?

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Well we all know that what happens over the pond usually gets dumped on these shores eventually. It'll be in ones and twos to start ...

Honoured

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For those who also wish to honour our colleagues in the Fire and Rescue Service there are two ways available by clicking here . © Mr Plod P...
Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Dog Tired

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For fawkes sake wo uld you bipeds give it a rest! My dear friend , who resides with Noddy and his clan, has been having a hard time of it ...
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Monday, November 05, 2007

Since you asked

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I have been asked regularly why, as a Jock, I support Chelsea FC . Reasonable question. Actually, there's a good story as to why. Hone...
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Saturday, November 03, 2007

Serving you

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Not difficult to find something to post on tonight, but more difficult to know what to say. Prayers are with the Firefighter's kith an...
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Digging up a story

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I was looking about for some serious crime to report and dug up this . There's serious crime, petty ones and then there's grave o...
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