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Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? ~ Galatians 4:16

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Oh ma heid....

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I do like my Guinness, and those wonderful people from the Kingdom of Fife have come up with the perfect answer for the morning after. I do...
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ayePod

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I've posted on Apple's ubiquitous gadget afore , but here's just fit yer average weegie needs! Ah ken fit tae dae noo - Burberry...

Yiv ken yoors in the Polis fan.......

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I dinna usually post emails I receive, but jist noo' an' en een hits yon mark and I jist hae to share. Yiv micht hae sin 'is afo...
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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Lemmings

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Since everyone else is doing it......here goes: 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I have the same middle name as my mum [same last one as my ...
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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

iPeed iSelf

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Looking forward to the court case on this latest gizmo inspired by Apple's iPod. Should be a headline writer's godsend!
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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Sweet FA (cup)

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Regular readers - well there must be some - will have noticed my leave of absence. Been in a depressed state of late what with the blues sur...
Thursday, April 26, 2007

Confucious say....

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"Life is really simple, but men insist on making it complicated." Well I've got really good news for the ladies, or rather Re...
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News Roll Up

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The first entry is a bit of a mish-mash, but both stories are tenuously related and come from Plymouth. Firstly, there was the frankly unbe...
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Errors Of My Way?

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I have been inspired by this article , reported by the Beeb, to write my first play. Well if DC can do books, I can do plays! Main Charac...
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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Just three more words

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Why aye man! This Geordie doesn't like smog. For today I don't like Geordies! Thank God for smog or it could have been all over.
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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Just three words

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I love Smog!
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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Miss Pink Cat reports

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Good afternoon readers. I hope you are all feline fine. It's been a purrfect week for me . Firstly, there was that old softy Gadget g...
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Hopping Mad

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Austrian Police are definitely not fluffy bunny lovers according to the Register . I found the whole episode quite hareraising and given th...
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Friday, April 13, 2007

It's our cup

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Trouble now is which ones? We've got one , we are up against the hub cap stealers in another, Sunday should see us in another final an...
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Big Ears reports

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Hello Toytown readers, it's me Large Lugs 'ere to update you on all that has been going on in the gardens of Scotland of late. Firs...
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What's in a name?

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Not having ever considered Toytown's harbour area as a red light zone, as that would be to glamorise same and there is little glamour in...
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Puns, Anagrams and Digraphs

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Without wishing to get too political, when I hear the term 'Animal Activist', I usually want to scream out some diatribe about e.g....
Monday, April 02, 2007

Renegade

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Previously Heather Nova had done a few collaborations with atb on Two Worlds . Now she's back from being a full-time mum and... ...th...
Saturday, March 31, 2007

Pooped

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Been on Night Nurse, Day Nurse, Middle of the Afternoon Nurse for the last three days after the youngest brought back a virulent dose of hea...
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

This stinks

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No, I'm not indulging in a cheap jibe or black humour, just observing that why is it that this had to happen to those already enduring ...
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