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Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? ~ Galatians 4:16

Friday, December 29, 2006

Pot Noodled

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You're nicked has a splendid post on the abuse of the 999 service here . The taped calls are all too familiar to me, having spent 6 ye...
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Bah Humbug!

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Thankfully that's another Xmas period over....don't get me wrong, I like the festive season from a family point of view, but what wi...
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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Battery Low

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Well it's that time of year when you parcel up all the new gizmo's for the weans. iPods are all the craze and Foamy gives a season...
Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Go on, make my day.

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I posted earlier about yoof crime and offer this situation for your comment.
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Sunday, December 17, 2006

"Easy as picking foxes from a tree"

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The Beeb reports that research suggests millions of adults in England have reading skills too poor to enable them to belt out many favouri...
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Friday, December 15, 2006

Once you go black.......

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Decided to give the blog a lick of paint - hope you like the new hue. Foamy ain't so keen apparently.
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Lest we forget

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What with the 5 murders in Suffolk and all the associated calls for changes in the law in respect of Prostitution, let's not forget th...

Going all Slushy

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I love kids and they love me too! Isn't it great when they are so damn innocent.
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Wingman found

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It was only a matter of time before Noddy joined Mr Plod in the ASU .
Friday, December 08, 2006

Big Kids

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Channel 4 News report that silly string is the latest tool in the GI's armoury in Iraq and Afghanistan. This isn't news - first ap...
Thursday, December 07, 2006

Emergency Services personnel take a break ....

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...... courtesy of the Salvation Army at the scene of the Kensal Rise tornado, but if you check out the photo, who is missing? Where are the...
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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Back to the real world

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The F.A. Cup draw has been very kind to the Blues in many ways.

Hot Potato

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I'm going to break my own rules, as described in my post Correct Politicalness , to expose a recent complaint received by the Polis to i...
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Hobby Bobbies

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This is the first email I got after adding a link. It was received with great amusement and some pride! Sir, Your blog is superb, for some...

Ex Factored

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Apparently, although I have no idea what the fuss is about, last night's - what do you call it? - eviction of the BurgerKing Brothers o...
Thursday, November 30, 2006

Nordic Nipper Nicked

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Reuters reports that Security Guards have caught a three year old boy who was helping his mother - by trying to steal clothes from a shop i...
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It's all explained now

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Sky News reports (and I have annotated accordingly for Patrolling Polis) that Office workers say they get the blues - when they work in an...
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Exmas

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Reuters reports that Political Correctness has hit Spain and the festive season has been cancelled. Foamy has a view on this here too.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Myanmar has gone too far

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I generally avoid going political, 'cos I'm not meant to, but then I didn't get a Masters Degree in International Politics to sw...
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Girls and the Gooners

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This is a true story from an Arsenal Season Ticket Holder from last Season and highlights the fact that woman just don't get football. ...
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