Here in Toyland™, we have been under a constant white carpet and sub zero temperatures for nigh on three weeks now, with no end in sight.
All the skools are closed, chaos and starvation is upon us, but funnily enough I've always managed to get to Toy Town™ to serve the public.
Today, the collective neighbourhood were out shovelling the street for hours on end to get us all moving and it worked.
What is it about today's Teechurs and our precious urchins that they cannot get to skool these days? Two weeks off not enough?
... and where were the kids today? Sledging of course.
It was just as well Mr Elfin Safety couldn't see them. He'd stop that too.
© Mr Plod
Published by Toy Town™ Times
Published by Toy Town™ Times