It's OK, none of my colleagues have been posted as missing, it's just a quick jibe at the world of jobsworths.
There seems to be a growing collection of them spread about the country kicking up a stink about the pettiest of misdemeanours.
Don't worry though, because soon minor offences wont go anywhere near attracting a spell in pokey.
Sometimes, I wonder who lives in the land of make-believe!
© Mr Plod
Published by Toy Town™ Times
Now is not the time
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